unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

(Source: churchrat)


i-wish-i-had-freckles:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

Trust me we don’t get it either.


i-wish-i-had-freckles:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

Trust me we don’t get it either.


Cashier: That'll be $17.67
Me: *hands over $20*
Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS

(Source: ttetsurous)


giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.


oknope:

i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear. 


resmoke:

when you discover a really great song and you want to share it with the world but at the same time you don’t want anyone else to hear it 


itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

(Source: flaggedandremoved)


rnackenzie:

1 note? guess my kids arent eating tonight